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Thursday, 17 April 2008

Rap superstar Eminem's new album will be scheduled to be released on August 12th, there will be collaborations with Lil Wayne, Michael Jackson, Fergie, Soulja Boy and Beyonce.

On the bonus disc there will be a remix of Lil Wayne's song "Lollipop".

There is also talks that Eminem will enter the race as a candidate to become president on the Republican side. Exit polls suggest Eminem is currently winning by 75% of the voters.

Newlyweds Beyonce and Jay-Z have finalized their divorce yesterday at 2:00pm. Beyonce is on the rebound dating bad boy white rapper Eminem. They were seen kissing at a local restaurant in Detroit.

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