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Thursday, 17 April 2008

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Yates At Work.

The director of the increasingly popular Harry Potter films has resigned, saying that he will not work on any of the further movies and will only work with actor Daniel Radcliffe when hell freezes over AKA it ain't going to happen.

Yates fled the Farnham set yesterday in a frightful mood muttering under his breath something about his wife and young Radders. While it is not apparent yet why the director who was so exited about working on these films decided to leave the job of a lifetime, we have our sources and we can dish the dirt.

Yes, we got tired of breaking into the set to check on the latest goss, so we placed someone undercover. Our snout tells us that the real reason David Yates left was because wonder boy Daniel Radcliffe had been indulging in what some would call extra curricula activities with none other that Mrs Yates. Yes, you heard it here first Daniel has been playing tennis on a regular basis with Mrs Yates.

"Yeah I played with his wife, but so what I play with a lot of people's wives." Radcliffe said in his defence "He is such a hypocrite, I caught him and Emma playing rounders the other day!"

Though Potter fans do not threat, because the films have not entirely gone down the drain, for there is a new director on the block that could save this Potter ship from going down. His name is none other than Prince Harry. The ginger prince, a self-proclaimed Potter fan not only shares the same name as the boy wizard but also claims to have a few good ideas up his royal sleeve for the last two movies and is very exited about his new project.

"Oh I say, one can not be more over the moon at ones new job. I think one can bring different angle to these truly splendours films. Oh yes old chaps these films are going to be the best the world....no the universe have ever seen." Said the prince.

Personally, we can not wait to see the Prince's efforts and we are even glad that Radders played games with Yate's wife if it meant that the princey got a go with the camera.

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