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Topics: Al Gore, New York

Wednesday, 5 May 2004

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Al Gore: Not Getting Any

New York - Former Vice President Al Gore got an erection during a gala charity event that featured several high-fashion models today, sources said.

Gore, who recently unveiled his plans for a youth-oriented cable network, stopped in mid-sentence while delivering a speech as the models for the event paraded the latest fashions down the runway.

"This venture will mark the beginning of a new era in cable network programming," Gore said, "our investors are ready to make a full commitment to . . . b-b-boobies." Gore then cocked his head to one side and began to emit low groaning noises while crossing his eyes slightly.

Tipper Gore, who was present for the event and saw the whole thing, still refuses to speak to the former VP. "I should be enough for him," said an angry Tipper. "That perverted sonofabitch bastard!"

According to the latest reports from sources close to the Gore family, the former Vice President is "no longer getting any."

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