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Friday, 28 March 2008

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A Full Moon and superb solar aspects to Pluto for Aishwarya Rai's first wedding anniversary

Mumbai - (Zodiac Mess): The skies have spoken! Green-eyed Bollywood goddess Aishwarya Rai and her big screen movie idol husband Abhishek Bachchan will be blessed in 2008 as the stars line up in magnificent array on their first wedding anniversary on 20 April.

"This year the Sun is already in the sign of Taurus for the Bachchans' big day," top Mumbai stargazer Sanjay Sannilav told reporters today.

"And just as dawn is breaking a fabulously romantic Full Moon will be seen over the horizon, blazing a trail of cosmic stardust for Bollywood's premier husband and wife dream ticket!" Sannilav continued.

Bollywood is all agog for news of their top couple's predicted prospects after a year of speculation and some very mixed movie reviews.

"Later in the day on the 20th the Sun makes a superlative trine to Pluto in Capricorn, triggering the Lord of Karma's mystic powers of wealth and regeneration," the astrologer added.

"That 120 degree trine is the best possible astrological aspect you can ever hope for and represents the peerless glory of the fabled Phoenix rising from the ashes.

"Expect big, big stuff from this couple in 2008.

"And yes! We are definitely predicting a pregnancy with twin girls for Aishwarya and Abhi.

"Take it from me. The oracle has spoken!"

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