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Friday, 28 March 2008

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Grint, Radcliffe and Watson back in the good old days.

Daniel Radcliffe has been working on the Harry Potter film series since he was eleven years old, now seven years later he has left the film set in a strop claiming he will never work on the films again.

His explosive exit is rumoured to be the fault of Rupert Grint who plays ginger Ron. Rupert apparently came on to Daniel yesterday after filming. Dan was disgusted by Rup's advances, screaming he would never work with him again.

"I am sorry I genuinely thought Daniel was up for it. He is gorgeous; I had to have a go at him." Rupert explained "Personally I thought he is taking it a bit too seriously, I don't think he is very comfortable with his sexuality."

"Oh my God, Daniel is such a hypocrite. When I knocked him back he laughed at me for being so stupid about it and now just look at him. I think he might be gay you know, Sometimes I see him staring at Rupert. I wouldn't be surprised if he was in love with him and just in denial."

Daniel refused to comment on the events locking himself in his bedroom. Of course this didn't stop us. It was hard to break into his room because of all the extra security he has, but using mainly spoons we dug a tunnel that eventually lead to his bedroom. We found him in his bed sobbing. When asked about Rupert he yelped "I am not gay. I like girls. I am not attracted to Rupert. Please get out my bedroom before I call my Mummy."

Who is he kidding?

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