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Wednesday, 19 March 2008

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Straightforward toss-up: sleep with the producer, fellate the casting agent or slip them a juicy15min naked porn video

California - (Bare Ass Mess): The Hills starlet Audrina Patridge has spoken about the 2003 nude porn videos that are doing the internet rounds this week showing the then underage reality TV wannabe promoting her inner talents.

Twenty two year-old Patridge, 34DD-24-34, says she was inspired to be a model and actress after seeing Paris Hilton's naked ambitions succeed in cyberspace.

"It wasn't like I needed the money," Patridge confessed today, "more like the actual exposure.

"The fact is these days to get on any lucrative reality show you have to troll your ass to TV execs.

"Often it's a straightforward toss-up: sleep with the producer, fellate the casting agent or slip them a juicy fifteen minute naked porny promo video they can jack off to later at their own convenience.

"No brainer really if you're about to be up on the casting couch but a) have just got your period and b) still have those expensive orthodontics braces in place."

Patridge has appeared in all three seasons of reality TV show The Hills as well as an extra in the 2007 hit Legally Blonde: The Musical.

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