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Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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Lucky Star Lady Madonna has bought 'The Punchbowl' Public House in Mayfair Lock & Stock and Barrel from Greg Foreman son of The Hard Case Freddie Foreman for around £2.5 Million.

Friend Barbra Steisand has been quoted as saying, 'I told her to go for it I know she's a Woman In Love when it comes to that Pub'.

One Of The Spoof.com reporters, Tab Lloyd, caught regular Robert De Niro leaving and getting into a taxi outside, asking for a reaction to Madonna's takeover, De Niro replied, 'You Talking To Me, Who's' That Girl?'

Being an 18th Century Pub, beer sold by the previous owner was apparently a bit Suspect so Madge plans to go upmarket with speciality beers from around the U.K. she's ordered Dog Rough, Old Slapper, with Bushy Beaver, from Palmers Brewery, for starters.

Celeb Babs Winsdor who went to the launch party said, 'I went in for a Butcher's and would you Adam & Eve it 'er 'usband was just leaning up against the bar making a right pen and ink with a spliff and that Heather Mills was in a corner booth Wide-Eyed and Legless what a Carry On, it's all going to go tits up if you ask me'.

One Local young mother Dotty Tarte agreed with Babs saying, 'You can't go in there for lunch anymore her husband's always propped up against the Bar smoking and there's kids of all color's running about Causing A Commotion'.

A spokesman for the Mayfair Residents Committee Gerry T. Toatell told the Press, 'Ever since she took over there's been lot's of trouble, we now call it 'Radgie Madgies', it's a constant stream of Hen Nights and I can tell you the Brides to Be don't look anything Like A Virgin and the Music they play is just awful. She's a very Material Girl she's forgotten This Used To Be My Playground she doesn't appear to realise there are ways to Express Yourself in business, we just hope she doesn't allow any Borderline Erotica on the toilet walls, we won't tolerate any Hanky Panky as it's not really in Vogue around here'.

Madonna wasn't available for comment as she was away on Holiday but she has issued a statement, 'All I can say to the residents is Papa Don't Preach, it's Human Nature to think I'm a Bad Girl, I'm really an Angel, I Cherish that Pub, please Don't Tell Me what to do with it, I hope they see a Ray Of Light and give me One More Chance.

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