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Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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The only 'original' part of Zac Efron after a botched surgery.

In entertainment news, tween star, Zac Efron, was reported to have gone to renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Ken Barberie, to remove a few 'wrinkles'. This minor procedure should have only taken a few minutes and relatively easy. However, it ended in tragedy.

After several hours of surgery, Mr. Efron was told he would have to wear the gauze for 3 weeks. When Mr. Efron asked why, he was told that it was needed for the healing process.

Confused and slightly disoriented, Zac was taken to stay at his parents house. None of his family members could understand what was going on. The healing process for this should have only been for a day or two at most.

After the three week period, Zac went back to have the bandages removed. There was shock and dismay on the faces of his family when they saw the results.

"What's wrong? What happened?" The distraught star demanded.

His mother was reported to try to comfort the tweener through tears. "Don't worry baby, we'll get this fixed. Just remember we still love you."

Upset that no one would tell him what was going on Zac tried to find a mirror. When he looked into the mirror, the face of Matthew Perry was looking back at him. He broke down in tears and lunged for Dr. Barberie.

"You asshole! How could you? Do realize what you've done? I'll never work again! I am so suing you over this. You're done, you'll never work again. Ever. I'll take you for everything you have, and then for stuff you don't. I'm ruined," ranted Efron.

Later that day with his face covered, he went to see his girlfriend Vanessa. Vanessa promptly dumped him, and said she never wanted to see his sorry face again.

Zac was dropped by Disney and is now living with Matt LeBlanc. He is looking into legal action against Dr. Barberie, and trying to find someone who can make him gorgeous again.

When Matthew Perry was asked what he thought about this, he simply stated, "The kid has never looked better. We could play twins. I am really flattered, but he could have just asked for my autograph."

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