Rock star and Oil Magnate Dick "Whips" N. Cheney has launched a 10 day concert tour of MidEast venues.
Opening in Oman, Cheney plans to wow the crowds with his Chain, Chain, Cheney, I'm a Fool! On to Saudi where the Chainmeister will bring it on with his oldie but goodie Burqah Blues. Dick Whips N Chains hopes to hit it in Israel with his new controversial single, "The Holocaust Made Me a Nazi".
In the Palestinian Territories, Cheney plans some covers of Unchained Medley, Soldier Boy and Walk like an Egyptian. Next stop Turkey and there Chain of Fools will release his new album, " Kurds R' Whey Gone" with expected hit rap single, Eat 'em like Ms Muffet.