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Topics: Miley Cyrus

Tuesday, 26 February 2008

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Miley Cyrus fans unite.

Once again, young Miley Cyrus is embroiled in a scandal, and mental health professionals are concerned.

It seems that Ms. Cyrus was seen at a local mall with friends. They talked, shopped, drank a smoothie, and then went to watch a show.

What is worrying the parents of her friends and mental health professionals is Miley's consistently 'good' behavior.

A family insider was quoted as saying, "It's very scary and unhealthy. Miley tells her parents that she lovesthem. I am worried that my own daughter will get the wrong idea. That it's ok, to get along with her family, and to talk to her parents."

Disney and the people of Miley's camp has assured us that she is just "going through a phase", and not to worry. Some of the best head doctors are on the case. "We expect within the next few months, Miley will be drinking and partying like a 'normal' teen," says one insider.

Unfortunately for Ms. Cyrus that may be too late. The parents of her fans are screaming for her to 'act like a real role model', and are threatening to boycott Disney until she does.

Only time will tell if Miley can pull through this nasty slump of hers, and truly become the teen celebrity everyone is hoping for.

Good luck, Miley!

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