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Thursday, 7 February 2008

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The Disney Channel tackles a sensitive subject

President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.

During the episode, he will counsel a good friend of Cyrus's character who has just learned that she is pregnant (Paul was an Ob/Gyn before entering politics). That role will be played by Jamie Spears, who, coincidentally, recently learned that she was pregnant.

Upon learning of Congressman Ron Paul's guest starring role, other politicians decided to try and get into the act. Barack Obama will appear on American Idol to present his latest song and dance. John McCain will guest star in Prison Break. Mitt Romney will be introduce the letter "F" on Sesame Street ("F" is for "flip flops.") Mike Huckabee is trying to find a televangelist to let him come on his show and tell viewers how much better he is as a Christian. Hillary Clinton had hoped to be on a show with Rosie O'Donnell. Instead, she will appear as herself with daughter Chelsea, in her natural habitat, on Orangutan Island (on Animal Planet).

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