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Saturday, 3 November 2007

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The cashiers were confused by Paris

Paris Hilton donning a Scream mask and skeleton suit entered a Canadian porn shop during the Halloween festivities last week approached the counter and demanded the shop take down her likeness, a cardboard cutout of her obviously advertising One Night In Paris, they didn't have permission to use it.

The befuddled cashier asked "are you robbing us?" at which point Paris pulled up her Scream mask and revealed herself to the cashier saying, you don't have permission to use my likeness and if you don't take it down I'll sick my lawyer on you.

The cashier called the owner of the store and Paris was given the cut out, she bought a few dildos a couple of movies and fled the store.

Later a man came into the shop saying he was Paris's manager and if word leaked out about this incident they would have to deal with Paris's lawyer. The man bought a gallon of lube that Paris had forgotten to purchase.

Well it appears Paris is taking back her virtue one porn shop at a time. Paris is attempting to draw attention away from her sex tape by drawing attention to her personnel appearances in porn shops across the globe.

Well boys if your into that porn shop peep booth thing, don't be surprised if Paris Hilton makes a personnel appearance while your trying to rub one out, watching her sex tape. She may invade your booth and say, "hey, you can't rub one out to my likeness, I'll sick my lawyer on you for premature ejaculation".

That's hott!!!


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
11.03.07

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