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Topics: Madonna, Dwarfs

Thursday, 25 October 2007

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Madonna Practices Singing to a Dwarf's Convention

Hollywood - 2 Hours Ago - Madonna's presswoman today announce the Pop Diva Godess is now on a Diversity crusade to reach and lay people she's never laid before. Her latest tour will include playing for conventions of dwarfs, bitchy women with big tits, women who think they are cigerette cases, and women who claim to have slept with Adolf Hitler.

"The idea came from eating some bad SPAM and having to get her stomach pumped. SPAM is her British husband's favorite meal. The creativity of the moment was just phenomenal. Nobody knows where she gets her ideas, but they almost always seem to involve pain or things that turn her stomach."

"I've never been a fan of the main stream," said Madonna in a written statement, "True fans are those who can't stand me, but in their deep subconsience really love me and want to lick my privates."

Madonna will be releasing a live CD of her latest tour entitled, "Lady Madonna and the Seven Dwarfs". To be available in music stores November 14th.

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