CHICAGO -- Perhaps the world's most recognized more-talk-than-walk weight loss guru after Oprah, Dr. Phil McGraw has just released a revealing new book entitled "7 Steps to Forging Your Ph.D".
Revered by many (including himself) as the foremost American self-help authority, it seems the good "doctor" self-helped his way into a career in psychology. In fact, while his peers spent tens of thousands of dollars a year on tuition, McGraw sold himself to a wealthy benefactor based in Hell.
"Now a lot of people tend to get the wrong impression of Satan," says McGraw in the preface to his new book, "but I found him rather pleasant to do business with. He gave me a lot for a little."

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