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Topics: Vanessa Hudgens

Sunday, 23 September 2007

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Zac is no longer in the happiest place on earth

Hollywood, California - Fulfilling both Disney executive's dreams in her hit role as a America's latest high school sweetheart in High School Musical 2 and simultaneously every teenaged boy and adult male secret sexual fantasy of having a hot bisexual girlfriend, has everyone thinking that Zac Efron, is the luckiest guy in the happiest place earth, only you would be wrong. Not only is he not the luckiest guy on earth he is no longer Vanessa Hudgens boyfriend either.

The rumor has it that Zac Efron was so jealous of Vanessa Hudgens taking those seductive racy sultry pictures with girls that he broke up with her. Apparently, upset that she did not introduce the young man to her girlfriends and participate in the all-girl girl-on-girl pajama-optional party sleepover, complete with feathered filled pillow fight.

"Zac Efron is heartbroken," said a close bud. "They had always flirted with the idea of sexually experimenting by inviting another girl into their bedroom but not like this. They had an agreement that he would be there too. It's cold the way she did him like that."

Actually, it is what she did not do to him is what has most likely has Zac Efron so upset that this point that he would breakup with Vanessa Hudgens.

Like true friends, all of Zac Efron's buddies got him drunk before convincing him to make the phone call that ended his first relationship with a real girl. Well, ever since his mother blocked at the adult Web sites on his computer. All of them yoked him on, encouraging him to breakup with Vanessa Hudgens, while doing shooters of Vodka and beer so they could get a shot that hot piece of [Censored] themselves, say people at the break up party.

After the drunken phone call, all of Zac Efron's buddies than made up some lame excuses to jam but really ran straight home to shower up and than call Vanessa Hudgens to "console" her on her loss, while asking her what she was wearing and if she had any plans to invite her girlfriends over later.

Apparently, Zac Efron has a lot to learn about girlfriends and guy friends as well, as he has not sobered up and realized what he has done, or his buddies did to him, yet.

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