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Friday, 21 September 2007

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Will Chris Crocker replace Britney?

Hollywood, California - That's right! Overnight YouTube sensation, Chris Crocker, is the latest to be inducted into the world of reality TV with his own show. A TV crew is set to follow him around his hometown in Tennessee, where the 19-year-old openly gay young man lives with his grandmother.

Crocker who bears a striking resemblance to Britney (well, at least a younger, skinner, pre K-Fed, Britney and if you're visually impaired) is rumored that he is intending to use his new reality TV show as one long audition for Britney's handlers in an attempt to replace her.

Crocker gained instant nationwide media fame by making a video he shot in his closet with a blanket hovering over his bleached blonde head, resembling Britney. Crocker appears in the video, hysterical and inconsolable, crying with mascara running down his cheeks and screaming, "Leave Britney Alone!"

However, after Hollywood reality TV producers signed up for his own show, Crocker,
who initially, came to Britney's defense, now is asking for her job.

Just this week Britney's manager and lawyer quit on her. Could they be flocking to Crocker?

What about Britney? She seems to giving Crocker the cold shoulder, not even reaching out to Crocker to thank him for his public support or even offering him a job as a backup dancer, though Madonna showed some interest in him.

After all, it is not like Britney has the media behind her now days. She needs all the friends and support she can get. So maybe the rumor is true, and Britney's people are preparing Crocker to replace her. We'll see.

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