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Saturday, 13 March 2004

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Could this be the REAL picture, soon?

It has been brought to the attention of many in the last week, and it's somewhat shocking. Potter bad-boy Tom Felton has fallen deeply in love with the girl rumoured to portray Lavender Brown. Her name is known among the crowds of freaks and strret rockers. Autumn Norris, American actress, has stolen the heart of Felton.

The two met at a resturant in London a week or so ago, and have since then been spotted holding hands in various places. Norris, who may be apperaing alongside Johnny Depp and David Bowie in the upcoming (currently in production) Diamond Dead, has been spotted in various places lately. The shock of this story is- she's goth. Black hair, black clothes, silver jewelry, black eyeliner, chains and dog collars have been reported as her usual outfit by people who live in her hometown. Not what you would expect a gentleman like Tom Felton to take a liking to is it? Well, let's just hope she doesn't take away his purity.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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