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Friday, 7 September 2007

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Cavemen bastard laughs at poor Jen

Jennifer Aniston has some unwelcome visitors in her back garden. A group of Neolithic cavemen have set up home in Aniston's antique World War II German V2 rocket collection.

"They moved in last Wednesday and are refusing to leave", said local TV reporter Ben Chasemann of HWTV.

"Jen is not an antisocial person but when you have a bunch of - quite honestly - Neanderthals living in close proximity to some rockets you just know that that's not such a great idea".

Aniston has reputedly turned for help to former husband Brad Pitt, who himself found himself in an almost identical situation some years back.

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