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Monday, 3 September 2007

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"At it hammer and tongs three days and three nights in a row!"

New York - (Ass Mess): An explosive new Anna Nicole Smith book says that the father of her baby Dannielynn - Larry Birkhead - along with her former lawyer cum business partner Howard K Stern and Florida Judge Larry Seidlin were captured in a gay three-way porno video just hours after conspiring to nail the dead stripper's hideous mother Virgie Arthur as a demented, perjuring, pathological liar.

The bombshell revelations say that Howard and the two Larrys went to a Miami bar after the final Anna Nicole legal hearings and downed enough Tequila Slammers between them to float the Nimmitz.

THEN they smoked half a kilo of Bolivian hashish. And then powdered their perky nostrils with so much cocaine that the anaesthetising effects extended all the way from their nosal passages down to the pubic nerve roots in what then resulted in a gay three-way waggon-wheel shag-in lasting some 72 hours.

The book "Bombed Ambitions: The Untold Truth Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Legal Hearings" includes a pay-as-you-dial cellphone number that lets readers call up a video provider giving instructions on how to access the sex shenanigans over the internet.

The shocking revelations claim Stern, Birkhead and Seidlin milked the media for personal financial gain and then celebrated their success with the sort of fetishistic S&M-crazed gay copulation that are most hustlers ultimate fantasy.

Meanwhile Anna Nicole Smith's little daughter turns one year old on 7 September and could be up to $700 million richer - plus interest, plus damages - by Christmas if Part Two of the Stern-Birkhead-Seidling triumvirate scheme goes according to plan.

"None of this is true," Larry Birkhead told the press today, "but someone's sure gotta fertile imagination!"

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