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Friday, 24 August 2007

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He has just eaten a Flump

Secret reports leaked from Children's TV under the freedom of information act reveal that there were Nazi Undertones in the beloved Children's Televisual smorgasbord that was the Flumps. It is believed that the Big Book from which Mama Flump read to Posie, Pootle, and the other child was Mein Kampf, written by famed artist, and writer Adolf Hitler.

It was also revealed that much of the dialogue said by Grandpa Flump had to be toned down, which is why he spent so much of his time playing his Flumpet. Gay Soper, the head honcho of the show said:

"We really had no idea this was happening. When Mama Flump read to them, we thought it was something pure and clean, like Enid Blyton, but now we know it was simply this right-wing book.

"We are so ashamed of this news getting out. I am sure that Mama Flump meant no harm by reading the book to Posie and Pootle, after Grandpa Flump did more damage to them, with his bigotry and Flumpet playing. We gave that family all that they wanted, fame, riches, a place to stay. I suppose it could be seen as being one of the first reality TV programmes, and it is fitting, that now our reputation also lies in tatters."

"It should have been so different!" she said, crying.

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