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Friday, 14 October 2005

Hollywood, CA, U.S.A. - The dream boy of thousands of women has finally lost his virginity to none other than Paris Hilton. William Hung, a huge Ricky Martin fan and admired contestant for American Idol spent "the night in Paris" last weekend and has only begun telling of the adventure.

"It's really ironic that I got to have sex with a woman." said Mr. Hung, "Because actually I'm an engineering student."

Ms. Hilton, no stranger to controversy, proclaimed "William's name suits him very well... He's an absolute stallion!"

Mr. Hung noted "I had no professional training whatsoever. I'm just happy that we got everything on video tape. I have no regrets whatsoever."

The two had been spotted together off and on since Mr. Hung's spot on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. "I thought now there's a guy who shake his thang!" said Ms. Hilton, "I mean just look at the way he moves!"

"I gave her my best.", the modest Mr. Hung responded.

There are no immediate plans for the couple. "I would just like to sell the video over the Internet and then maybe take some professional porn lessons to go along with my singing lessons.", said Mr. Hung.

In the meantime, the couple plans to continue their love making to the inspiring sounds of Ricky Martin.

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