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Saturday, 4 August 2007

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Scary Spice "literally stole the sperm from my bollocks" - Eddie Murphy

Hollywood - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hollywood star Eddie Murphy has hit back at this week's paternity lawsuit findings by claiming 'Scary Spice' - former Spice Girl Mel B - "literally stole the sperm from my balls" to impregnate herself and ruin him financially.

The Dreamgirls actor, 46, released a statement through his attorney saying he could prove he was the "victim of theft and conspiracy to impregnate withoput consent".

Scary Spice, also known as Melanie Brown, took Murphy to court to force him to pay child maintenance for her daughter three month old Angel Iris Murphy Brown.

Murphy told reporters today that he was taking a stand on behalf of all the men "who've had the sperm squeezed from the bollocks - under duress, under provocation and with intent to impregnate by stealth."

The 46 year old actor first rose to Hollywood fame with a much-praised performance in the 1983 movie Trading Places playing rags-to-riches hero Billy Ray Valentine.

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