Lindsay Lohan straightened out the rumors that she was driving drunk, under suspension and in possession of cocaine.
In an email to Billy Bob Bush, of Enter Hollywood, she stated: "I am innocent did not do drugs they're not mine. All right, this should stand up in court."
Lindsay's latest troubles coincidently are in parallel to her latest movie release, I Know Who Killed Me. In the film, Lindsay plays a stripper, (there's a stretch), that's abducted by a slasher. Could this all be a publicity stunt? Early predictions estimated Lohan's new film might do between 2 to 4 million on opening. With all this publicity estimates have jumped to 8 million. So bad press is better than no press.
Lindsay now faces two DUI's, two felony possession charges and a driving under suspension. My question is, haven't any of these girls heard of a taxicab? Duhhh!
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert