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Wednesday, 18 July 2007

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Britney Spears Slept Naked Here

Britney Spears was naked when she was born, her mother revealed today. Lynne Spears was being interviewed by Duh! Magazine. They were discussing the day of her birth when mom dropped the bombshell: "Yes, my daughter, Britney Spears, naked when she was born. Nude, nude, nude."

Duh! reporter K.D. Currick then asked how Mrs. Spears felt about the whole Britney Spears naked thing and she showed her calm: "Well, we thought it was just natural. We had no idea Britney Spears naked would be something that would captivate people around the world, and lead to millions of internet searches and all that."

Other juicy tidbits from the interview include:

1. Britney's sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, was also naked at birth;
2. Both girls often shower naked;
3. Britney and Jamie Lynn are both naked when they take off their clothes.

Perhaps the most shocking moment was when Lynne Spears herself admitted that she showers naked as well, and that she believes she was born naked too.

But Britney's mom wasn't finished. She also threw mud at a number of other celebrities, asserting that Paris Hilton was born naked, along with Lindsay Lohan, and even some guy named Ron Paul.

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