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Monday, 18 June 2007

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Its no coincidence that there were no intelligent people on the show

The ex Cambodian PM shockingly won the Britain's Got Talent show last night. 2 million viewers voted for the tenor after his rendition of Nessun Dorma.

Pot must now sing in front of the Queen at the Royal Variety Show, he also has £100,000 to spend as he wishes. It is believed he has already sent it to Khmer Rouge to help fund an uprising.

The evil mass-murderer has secretly been living in Port Talbot since 1998 after the World thought he passed away in the Cambodian jungle.

The Spoof asked Simon Cowell what he though of Pol Pot's past, he said:

"If it takes 2 million people to die to produce such talent, then so be it."

Home Secretary John Reid is under fire after Pol Pot was not only allowed to live undetected in the UK but win a Talent show with the chance to perform in front of The Queen.

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