Written by Wildjesusfishkid
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

image for Big Brother Housemates in Jam
He's a firestarter. Twisted firestarter.

The eigth series of Big Brother is set to hit our screens this summer and news of the housemates have just been announced. This year there will be a member of the womens' institute and an old granny and a child who is a member of techno beat combo The Prodigy.

The Prodigy have not been able to repeat the early success of their earlier successes mainly due to Keith Flint going a bit bald. A record company to whom which the band are not signed said that a nine year old prancing about the stage at Glastonbury, gobbing at passers-by should put the band right back where they belong.

One of the new housemates is a former Lap dancer. Unfortunately, she is an ex dancer from Lapland. Viewers have been reminded to register their votes by phone even though it may make no difference what so ever and that Channel will not profit from the phone lines.

It was ruled last week that the show breached its code of conduct. I'm not sure why?

A former member of the WI has said that they hoped no jam will be harmed during the making of this year's Big Brother although it may be used for bizarre sexual practises.

Make Wildjesusfishkid's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 3?

8 21 6 7

Go to top