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Sunday, 20 May 2007

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Paul McCartney Trying to Regain His Fortune

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Paul McCartney said that he doesn't read TheSpoof.com anymore because it's just too painful thinking of all that money he lost in his divorce.

Paul McCartney is losing $200 million in his divorce, reducing his fortune to $1.4 billion, according to The Sunday Times' annual Rich List. We don't know how he's going to survive on such a small amount.

"I'm going through great struggles, but I'm feeling pretty good," McCartney was quoted as saying. "I have a lot of good support, particularly from my family. In difficult moments like this, it's when a loving family shines through."

We at TheSpoof.com would like to extend our heartfelt regrets at the pain of his divorce, though we're not TOO worried about his financial situation. Whoops, I forgot... he's not reading this. Ah well... If you are a friend of Paul McCartney, TheSpoof would like you to let Sir McCartney that we all still love him and hope he pulls though alright.

Cal Jennings would also like to invite him to sing his presidential campaign song, when he feels up to it, and if it doesn't conflict with his performing the Bush/Blair wedding next weekend.

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