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Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Man explains just what "scissor sisters" means...

The Scissor Sisters are the producers of the hit song "Don't feel like dancing." This song has hit the top of the charts in several countries across the globe.

The time has come for the Scissor Sisters to release their new album entitled, "Yes, our band is named the Scissor Sisters despite having mostly male members." Their new hit song, expected to be even bigger and better than "Don't feel like dancing," is entitled "Don't feel like singing." The song in five minutes of straight silence.

"This is nothing," says the lead singer. "You just wait until our next album comes out. We've already started working on it. It's going to have our best song ever to be created, called 'Don't feel like listening.' We're going to put computer viruses into the CDs so people's stereos and computers aren't able to play music, and likewise with MP3s." As soon as he said this, he proceeded to stop listening to any more questions.

Most of the members of the band have recently been diagnosed with dementia, and have been taken to a mental institution. They are soon expected to realize that the members of the band are not female, and are not related in any way. The lack of incentive and motivation to listen to what people are saying to them has proven more difficult than first expected.

The highly anticipated album that the lead singer spoke of will inevitably be put on hold, but fans still eagerly await its arrival.

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