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Thursday, 12 April 2007

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This week, the remaining seven American Idol finalists will sing their hearts out to the theme of country music in hopes of winning America's vote and surviving another week in the competition. Country singer Martina McBride will serve as their mentor, guiding them on the twangs, croons and yodels of the 'country' genre.

No doubt, it'll be fun to watch them two-step to some fiddles and general honky-tonk music too, but the real question is, how is Sanjaya Malakar going to 'country-fy' himself for the show?

For the country music theme, Sanjaya will be singing Billy Ray Cyrus' hit debut single 'Achy Breaky Heart'.

The song, which renewed a popular interest in country dancing when it debuted in 1992, will be performed by Sanjaya costumed in a Hollywood style cowboy outfit and a ten gallon hat. To complete the 'Wow' effect, will be ten back-up dancers line-dancing and cowboy waltzing in the background as Sanjaya lassos his way into the hearts of his adoring fans once more.

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