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Thursday, 22 March 2007

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Everything is everyone else's fault!

Following the news that Angelina Jolie has adopted a boy from an orphanage in Vietnam, Brad is also getting on the adoption bandwagon by picking up a little lost soul all of his very own.

There are no definitive details as yet, but it appears that Brad is adopting a girl who has had a bit of trouble in her life, in and out of various institutions and now in need of some quiet time in a family environment, just the kind of support that Brad is able to offer despite his heavy work schedule.

Although information is vague there have been one or two tell tale hints as to the young lady's identity. The latest institution she was housed in is located in Malibu, California. Just prior to being admitted to the clinic which caters for "special requirements", she was seen to have gone off the rails a bit and there were even reports of her beating the living daylights out of a car with an umbrella at one stage.

Now that the girl has been released from her stay in Malibu she can settle under Brads protective Pit and shelter her freshly depilated cranium from the slings and arrows of having an outrageous fortune and the world at her feet, poor girl.

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