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Saturday, 3 March 2007

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Who's Ant and Who's Dec? It's near impossible to tell them apart.

Loveable Geordie duo, Ant and Dec, are today celebrating landing the starring roles in a new blockbuster film that's certain to be the talk of 2008.

"Chuckle Brothers the Movie" looks set to propel the loveable pair onto yet greater things. An excited Ant told us:

"Hi man pet! This is brilliant so it is. Just the thing to see us getting OBE's at least in my opinion. The Chuckle Brothers have always been a big influence on us and this warts an' all bio-pic is gonna be amazing"

And Dec chimes in:

"Oh aye man! We're gannin' ta dee all them famous scenes that are so much part of the urban myth that is Paul and Barry.

Like that time on the train when they were meant to be pissed and all, chuffin' Woodbines and efffin' and blindin' all over the place.

Ah honestly don't think anybody's not got a mate in this country who didn't see them deein' that like. And the frunny thing is that it isn't even true man! it never happened like!"

Paul Chuckle told us:

"To you Barry... to you" and loveable Barry comments:

"To me son... to me Paul. Lovely"

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