Hollywood legend was made yesterday when Paris Hilton was arrested for driving without a license by the LAPD. Her $180,000 Bentley was impounded at the scene.
This was unsurprising however since it had already been predicted, and reported, by BEF in this earlier story on The Spoof: Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
Insiders say that Paris Hilton and Al Gore have been living it up for the last three days celebrating the former Vice Presidents Academy Award. Paris had just dropped off Al at his hotel and was headed home when she was spotted by local authorities and pulled over for failing to yield.
Paris pleaded no contest a year ago to DUI and had her license suspended. Under current, driving without a license laws, she could serve six months in the county jail for driving under suspension. The charge is serious indeed.
Paris was immediately bailed out by Al Gore's assistant as Al was sleeping off the last three nights, exhausted from hanging out with Paris and Lindsay Lohan. It seems these party gals can take down even a VP
Paris's vehicle was searched and there were no open containers or drugs found.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert