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Tuesday, 27 February 2007

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Tom Cruise seduces converts

The Academy Award for outstanding achievement was not the only thing Sherry Lansing received Oscar night in Hollywood. Insiders say Lansing converted to Scientology at Elton John's, After the Awards Party.

Party goers watched in amazement as Lansing was touched by the spirit of L Ron Hubbard under the guidance of Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise was recently deemed, the scientology messiah, who's mission it is to convert the unconverted. Looks like Tom is completing his mission.

Lansing said, "I never bought all that nonsense about 10,000 souls coming out of a volcano before, but Tom opened my eyes to being an alien and I'm comfortable with cleansing myself for the common good now."

The Scientology community is welcoming Lansing with open arms apparently Sherry will not have to under go the steps to enlightenment as she is already pretty in tune with the universe.

Sherry will be holding her first fund raiser for the Church of Scientology where they will be auctioning off personal items from John Travolta, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Lansing's own private movie memorabilia collection.

Some items include

  • One Bubba Shrimph from, Forest Gump
  • The syringe from Uma's chest in, Pulp Fiction
  • An alien
  • The white soxs from, Risky Business
  • A empty Budweizer bottle from, Top Gun
  • A fully functional nuke from, Broken Arrow
  • A arrowhead from, Braveheart
  • A ice cube from, Titanic

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 27 2007

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