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Thursday, 15 February 2007

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Models whose bikinis actually fit will not be featured in the latest swimsuit issue

Supermodel Tyra Banks has announced that she will wear a ten year old bikini in the latest edition of the February Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Banks was the first black woman to grace the cover of the famous issue by herself.

Wendy Martin, the ten year old girl whose swimsuit has been borrowed for use in the magazine, was slightly miffed. "Have you seen her? She's almost six foot tall and has gotten bigger. I hope she doesn't stretch out my new polka-dotted swimsuit my mom got me for this summer."

S.I has announced that the magazine will feature all of their models wearing children's swimwear. Issue editor Mark Lowrise said, "We thought that, since we specialized in hot women in teeny weeny bikinis, we might as well make them as small as we could get."

The magazine did not say whether or not the models would also wear floaties and swimshoes and be required to stay out of the deep end.

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