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Tuesday, 16 December 2003

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During their visit to the jailed Tyrant

The Brothers from Rotherham today announced that the evil Tyrant was in fact their long lost brother. It was a painful time for the brothers as they announced that Saddam Hussein (formally Saddam Chuckle), who was adopted at birth by an Iraqi family when there wasn't enough food to go around at the Chuckle household, was their long lost brother.

Paul said "It's been hard, especially knowing the way the kids look up to me and to you Barry."

Barry "Yes Paul knowing that one of the worlds most evil men is your brother is terrible and then having Saddam Hussein as well, I don't think its sunk in yet."

Kindly the U.S. government let the brothers meet for the first time yesterday were this photo was taken. I can't help but wonder what the world would have been like if Saddam had put his efforts into being a children's entertainer rather than a vicious murdering tyrant.

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