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Tuesday, 23 January 2007

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Whitneys Trademark Microphone

The world stopped in its tracks today when Whitney Houston admitted on a live recording of The OC for kids (4% less drugs and sex) that she had smoked a bong.

The show was instantly cut off the air and replaced by Paris Hilton's new Soft core aerobics-gone-porn exercise show. Which has been a ratings success especially in the 69-79 year old audience that Kids TV has been notoriously known for.

In behind the scenes footage leaked from the set of The OC for kids, we see Whitney staggering and then falling onto Mischa Bartons foot and she then licked her feet. Later on Whitneys publicist made a press statement confirming that Whitney was actually dancing to thriller by Michael Jackson.

Whitney is yet to make a personal statement on the subject.

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