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Topics: Al Gore, Elections

Saturday, 6 December 2003

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Al 'Busty' Gore

Al Gore was caught in full "Drag" as he left The Lucky Lady Night Club off Broadway last Thursday. He claims to having taken up a job as an "exotic dancer" to cure his depression after loosing the 2000 Presidential Elections.

"I can't believe I made it this far without getting caught!" He was quoted as saying.

The Lucky Lady Night Club owner, "Sandra B" did not know that "First Lady Jan" (Photo) Was in fact Al Gore!

"I thought the name was a bit off, but "Jan" Played it well, often coming off of the stage to re-enact what she called ‘White- House Play time' with customers."

Sandra B said in an interview.

Shortly after this reporter and Spoof Photographer caught Gore on film leaving the club, Gore was quoted as saying, "I'm sorry! I just got so depressed when I lost, I wanted to be good at something, any thing! It won't happen again!"

Washington, D.C. sources say that Gore has several other quirks that could be revealed at any time and that his "job" does not surprise them in the least!

"...Al was always doing something... one day he made me go shopping for dainties with him... he was looking for some thongs with daisies on them. I remember he was mad with the clerk at the store because the ones she produced from the back were lace, he wanted silk. I assumed they were for Tipper..."

Al Gore is now in hiding, but "Sandra B" says he has not told her he is quitting his job, and therefore she assumes that he will be onstage tomorrow as scheduled!


The Lucky Lady Night Club is open from 1:00 PM to 3:00 AM With Afternoon Specials on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 2:00 PM!

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