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Tuesday, 2 January 2007

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Britneys privates lead independant life.

Britney Spears collapsed at a Las Vegas new years party. The latest incident happened at the nightclub Pure's VIP section

This is not the first time the pop princess has needed help exiting a club in recent days, Spears was leaving Los Angeles club Les Deux on Dec 22nd and was assisted stumbling to her car.

A court recently granted emancipation to Britney Spears vagina to pursue her own career as a solo artist. It appears the court decision has left Ms Spears confused and unsure what to do to garner the publicity her vagina could attain.

Phycologist, Sally Rand stated, "having your vagina forcefully removed could potentially leave deep seeded problems that could lead to this sort of bizarre immature behavior".

She's fine, said Larry Randolph, her manager, she's just a little confused what to do without her vagina. She just needs some time to adjust.

Britney's vagina was unavailable for comment.

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Jan 2 2007

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