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Friday, 18 April 2014

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J.Lo is 18 years older than her boy toy Casper Smart.

HOLLYWOOD - Harry Connick Jr. talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that he is having a great time being a judge on this season's edition of American Idol.

He noted that he loves the heck out of getting to sit next to the deliciously luscious Jennifer Lopez.

The New Orleans crooner said that J.Lo always smells beautiful and he revealed that if he was not married he would take J.Lo away from her boy toy (Casper Smart) in a New York minute.

The third judge Keith Urban noted that while J.Lo is very pretty and very sexy, his wife Nicole Kidman would kick him in his Aussie nads if he made a comment like the one his fellow judge Junior (Connick) made.

Meanwhile, Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest commented that the other day he looked up sexy in the dictionary and he saw a photo of Ms. Lopez wearing a pair of Daisy Duke short shorts.

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