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Saturday, 12 April 2014

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Chelsea has denied that she is dating Khloe Kardashian's ex-husband Lamar Odom.

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler is still very upset about having been passed over to fill the vacancy on the CBS Late Night Show.

Handler says that she was told by high ranking network officials that David Letterman's job was pretty much hers.

But it was not to be as Dave's coveted spot will be taken over by Stephen "The Ant" Colbert.

Chelsea now wonders if maybe the fact that she went to the meeting dressed in a pair of hip hugging Daisy Duke short shorts may have turned some of the officals off since she doesn't exactly have gorgeous looking Hollywood type legs.

Handler had heard through the grapevine that someone had noted that her bikini line tattoo looks like some type of Al-Qaeda symbol.

She said that it isn't and that her bikini line ink art is actually a tattoo of the ampersand symbol (&).

Chelsea did not want to give the details as to the significance of the ampersand tattoo but knowing what a vulgar woman she is one can just imagine.

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