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Saturday, 22 March 2014

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Bong Bong placing a tattoo on Ke$ha's bikini line.

VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most highly respected tattoo artists in the United States, Bong Bong of Venice Beach, said that he has just received a call from a famous celebrity inquiring about a tattoo.

Bong Bong said that the celebrity is none other than Oprah Winfrey, the Queen of The Talk Shows herself.

He said that Miss Winfrey called him up and wanted for him to fly out to Chicago and do the body art out there.

Bong Bong told her that he could sure do it. He asked her what type of tattoo she wanted and where exactly she wanted it to go.

He commented that Oprah was a little shy at first, but she remarked that she wanted the initials G.K. placed on her butt.

The famous tattoo artist assured her that it would be no problem.

SIDENOTE: Bong Bong has done body art work for such well-known celebrities as Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, Kat Von D, Ke$ha, and Ann Coulter

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