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Tuesday, 11 March 2014

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Madonna said that she once read where a woman could dance her cellulite away.

NEW YORK CITY - The singer who sang "Papa Don't Preach" has just admitted something that she has been denying for years.

The Material Grandmother told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that she can no longer deny the fact that the dreaded cottage cheese monster has caught up with her.

Madonna told Miss Confetti that she does in fact have cellulite on her upper thighs and even some on her fabulously sexy butt (her words).

She also grinned and said that the cellulite gives her character.

The New York City native said that it just goes to show that rich, talented, and extremely famous women can get that cottage cheese looking stuff just like normal women do.

Meanwhile, Madonna's boy toy Brahim Zaibat told Celebrity Globe that he doesn't care if his cougar mama gets cellulite on her knockers and even on her hooha he will still love the hell out of her every single night and sometimes two or three times a night.

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