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Saturday, 8 March 2014

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Lindsay recently confessed to talk show host Gary Busey that she even has freckles on her tongue.

BEVERLY HILLS - The Hollywood starlet who seems to have amazingly turned her turbulent life around, Lindsay Lohan, says that she is really feeling good about her self after years of despair.

Lohan spent three months last year at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic and as Whoopi Golberg said, "That stay has done wonders fudda child."

Lindsay has now revealed that she recently spoke with freckles specialist Dr. Stella B. Tuckerboffski of Beverly Hills.

Lohan reportedly has been wanting to get rid of some of the hundreds and hundreds of freckles that she has located all over her body.

Lilo said that she recently talked it over with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson and Sam totally supports her and even went as far as to say that if Lindsay grew another set of ears she would still love her as much.

Ronson smiled and said that of course she would not have to talk as loud to Lohan but she would willingly make the adjustment for the sultry chick who has won over her heart as well as a whole bunch of other very private body parts.

SIDENOTE: Lindsay informed Dr. Tuckerboffski that she really does not want any of the freckles from her crotch region removed because Samantha loves to play connect the dots when she gets bored.

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