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Friday, 21 February 2014

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Kanye is so mad at Joan's hateful comment about his baby that he is seeing red.

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian cannot believe how hateful, insensitive, and downright mean Joan Rivers can be.

Joan recently stated that Kanye and Kim's new baby North West is ugly and really needs to be waxed.

Well daddy Kanye has told some close friends that Rivers, who is known as The Queen of Mean has just gone and stepped in a big pile of Yiddish BS and she will pay for her ignorant, dumbass remark.

West said that he understands that Joan The Moan is mad because after about 73 facial and body surgeries she now resembles something that landed on Earth from outer space.

He said that Joan makes a nasty landfill look pretty. He then added that Joan should sue her doctors because she looks uglier now than when she went in for her procedures.

North West's daddy pointed out that he heard from one of Joan's friends that her last procedure went so bad that her belly button has now ended up in her left ear.

SIDENOTE: Kanye's parting shot at the space creature looking Rivers was "The old dried up bitch is still upset that she was once rejected by both James boys, Frank and Jesse."

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