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Saturday, 15 February 2014

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Jennifer recently got a rescue dog which she named 'Hunger.'

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Lawrence has become one of the most sought after young LaLaLand starlets.

Jennifer, who used to spell her name with three consecutive N's recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show.

She congratulated Busey on his new show and told him that she has always been a fan ever since she saw him acting silly as hell on Donald Trump's The Apprentice.

Busey remarked that he predicts she will become the next Reese Witherspoon, Emma Stone, or Betty White.

Gary asked Lawrence about the rumor that apparently started in a rumor mill in Tarzana that she was considering getting the freckles on her chest removed.

Jennifer blushed. She fanned her face and replied that the rumor actually originated from the hateful Omarosa who is jealous of her and everyone else in Hollywood.

J.Law, as Michelle Obama calls her, said that she does not plan to get even one freckle removed from her bosom area or any other intimate area on her sexy, sensuously, svelte body.

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