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Friday, 14 February 2014

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Chelsea Handler has said that Ann Coulter (shown) once told her she does not like men.

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter who is one of the most infamous GOP pundits has made an amazing comment on The Viagra View talk show.

Coulter told co-host Larry King that she is placing full and complete blame for the horrendous winter we are having on the back of President Barack Obama.

When asked to explain her outlandish remark, Coulter said "Ah Larry, my remark is not outlandish but I'll tell you what is outlandish and that's the fact that you have been married 8 times."

Coulter went on, "So in my book, my fantastic book, that makes you a big time loser Bubba."

King shook his head. He paused for a moment and then said. "Well I'll tell you what Miss Coulter, and I do want to stress the Miss part, at least I am one hell of a macho dude whereas you I hear possibly may have lesbionic tendencies."

"Good one pal." Regis Philbin chimed in.

Ann turned as red as a Tallahassee tomato. She was virtually speechless.

Regis Philbin then moved close to her and asked, "Are those tears that I see the great tall, skinny, bitch Ann Coulter shedding?"

"No Twinkle Toes" Coulter replied, "I have allergies okay you big headed sidesaddle, girlish-acting pansy."

"I have never ridden sidesaddle, you swizzle stick looking twat."

Larry then remarked that they were all out of time.

"And let me say to you Ann Coulter that it was an unpleasure having you on our show today."

SIDENOTE: After the show Coulter was so mad that she said she may move to Bolivia.

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