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Sunday, 9 February 2014

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"That must be our ambulance!"

Talk about a wild ride, Justin Bieber was on one early this morning.

For once he was the victim of the Knockout Game and was still woozie when an ambulance was ordered for him to go for a check-up.

A medical team was called by friends who had been chasing the Knockout artist and came back to see Bieber still on the ground.

"After we got there he woke up and was really dizzy. We thought he might have had a concussion so we sent for an ambulance to check him out", stated Darren White (He told us). "After it got here he was still shaken and staggering around so they decided to run him to the hospital."

When the group got to the hospital they couldn't find Bieber.

"Finally, about an hour later we saw police talking to one of the medics. After they left we asked him what had happened to Justin and he told us he went inside the emergency room and the other medic found some dope in Justin's pocket and used it himself, apparently.

"All at once the ambulance took off. We had to call a security guy at the hospital and he told the police."

A happy ending as the police easily spotted the ambulance with sirens and flashers going and arresting the medic.

"Police say Bieber is OK but he has been puking his guts out. They took down our hotel number and have a guard as they have a lot of questions for him. But not now. He must have tumbled all over the back of that ambulance."

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