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Friday, 24 January 2014

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A scene from Sheboygan Saddlewood's 2012 movie, Control, Alt, Delete. (Photo by Paco Peso).

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that Adam Lambert has signed to appear in the Miramix Films motion picture production of Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story.

The movie will be directed and produced by Sheboygan Saddlewood.

Lambert was asked by LaTuna LaTundra with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune if he didn't think that he was a bit too old to be playing 19-year-old Justin Bieber.

Adam smiled, as she took a sip of his Banana Margarita, and replied that although he is 31-years-old, Hollywood makeup artists can magically transform him into the small, girlish-figured Bieber with no problem whatsoever.

Lambert remarked to Miss LaTundra "Tuni, sweety, I played the part of Snow White back in a high school play so playing the effeminate Justin Bieber will be a piece of pot pie, I mean a piece of cake."

MOVIES DIRECTED AND PRODUCED
BY SHEBOYGAN SADDLEWOOD

  • Cheech and Chong: Growing and Selling Pot At The Old Folks Home
  • The Old Pot Smoking Bounty Hunter and Little Dixie Belle
  • Control, Alt, Delete

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