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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

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Bruce told Khloe that he has worn women's shoes ever since he was 8.

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the Kardashian Klan Komplex is that Kris Jenner's soon-to-be-ex-husband Bruce Jenner is considering becoming Brucelle Jenner.

Khloe Kardashian who recently divorced NBA star Lamar Odom told Vodka Vermicelli, a reporter with the iRumors News Agency that her step-father could soon become her step-mother.

Khloe confided to Miss Vermicelli that because she is 5-foot-10-inches tall her and Bruce can wear the same size clothes, shoes, underwear, and swimsuits.

Kim Kardashian said that she had no comment on the matter except to say that she thinks her handsome step-father will make a beautiful step-mother.

Kourtney Kardashian, who pretty much keeps to herself, said that she was surprised when one day back in the summer she walked in on Bruce and he was sewing a ballerina outfit.

SIDENOTE: Kris Jenner has said that this sexual reassignment process is so confusing because if her still-husband Bruce feels that he's a female trapped inside a man's body then that would mean that she (Kris) could possibly be a lesbian or at the very least bi-sexual.

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