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Monday, 23 December 2013

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Kate Upton has graced the covers of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition twice.

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the fairy tale romance between the dancing man and the bikini babe has hit the end of the romantic road.

Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Maksim Chmerkovskiy proved to be too much of a jealous boyfriend for the sexy, luscious-bodied Kate Upton.

Kate recently confided to a close friend that Maks would not even let her go to the grocery store without him for fear that she would meet some other guy.

Maksim was so jealous that he would not even allow Kate to shower by herself.

She revealed that she thinks that it was just a ploy on his part to watch her naked in the shower.

Maksim was asked about the breakup and he lost his temper. He said that he always knew that Kate had a roving eye and that the last straw was when he caught her winking at a FedEx deliveryman who had delivered a Christmas present from an uncle in Maryland.

SIDENOTE: A close friend of Kate's told Hollywood Innuendo that Kate has a list with about 80 potential suitors including Derek Hough, Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Johnny Depp.

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